textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
Reblogged from the stupidity of nerds
You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
Reblogged from escape from the sinking, do you see what i mean
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
Reblogged from touch the butt
